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Saturday, August 8, 2009
Impossible Tongue Twisters

~ Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watches switches. Which
Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch witch?


~ Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks or If A Dog Chews Shoes, What Shoes Should He Choose To Chew?

~ Unique New York

~ Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry, Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry

~ A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.


~ Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.


~I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit

~Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!


`teehee
~V-Revolution~

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